Първо искам да поясня, че
F-16 е най-масовия изтребител-прехващач в армиите на НАТО. Та, направих си един експеримент - влизам в #sex с ник
F-16-AirForce и кой знае защо, масово почнаха да ме мислят за жена. По-долу слагам няколко от по-забавните:
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Свестен пич, ама се пообърка: [01:30] <FireBat_> zdr
[01:31] <F-16-AirForce> zdr
[01:31] <FireBat_> za kakvo ti e vazdushen eskadron ;]
[01:31] <F-16-AirForce> mi da me pazi ot teroristi
[01:31] <FireBat_> e che niakoi terorist moje das ti haresa ;]]]
[01:31] <F-16-AirForce> aqaa, misi, ne shta
[01:32] <FireBat_> ;]]]]]]]]]
[01:32] <FireBat_> a po niakoi antiterorist
[01:33] <F-16-AirForce> boi i po tqh
[01:33] <FireBat_> ee
[01:33] <FireBat_> ;]
[01:33] <FireBat_> a kakav da stana za da ne me biesh ;]
[01:34] <F-16-AirForce> stani jena
[01:35] <FireBat_>
[01:35] <FireBat_> ako stana jena shte sym les ;]
[01:35] <F-16-AirForce> jalko
[01:35] <FireBat_> az i sega sym lezbiec
[01:35] <FireBat_> niama smi
[01:36] <FireBat_> )))
[01:36] <FireBat_> kak se kazvash
[01:36] <FireBat_> les li si :}
[01:36] <F-16-AirForce> tc, ne sym
[01:36] <FireBat_> feminitka ;]
[01:37] <F-16-AirForce> abe pich, znaesh li kakvo e F-16 ?
[01:38] <FireBat_> lele pi4
[01:38] <FireBat_> sory
[01:39] <FireBat_> koi sha ti misli za samoleti
[01:39] <FireBat_> v #sex
[01:39] <FireBat_> ;]
[01:39] <F-16-AirForce>
[01:39] <F-16-AirForce> np
[01:39] <FireBat_> sorka man oshte vednaj ;]
[01:39] <F-16-AirForce> sichko dobro
[01:39] <F-16-AirForce> ne se vprqgai de
[01:39] <FireBat_> i na tebe
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Тъп, та вдлъбнат: [01:30] <Nick_> zDRASTI
[01:30] <Nick_> KAK SI
[01:30] <Nick_> ?
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[01:31] <F-16-AirForce> zdrasti
[01:31] <F-16-AirForce> dobre sam
[01:31] <Nick_> PRIATNO MI E NICKI
[01:31] <Nick_> OT KADE SI
[01:31] <Nick_> ?
[01:32] <F-16-AirForce> ot Sofia
[01:32] <Nick_> I AZ
[01:32] <Nick_> IMASH LI PIC KOTE
[01:32] <Nick_> ?
[01:32] <F-16-AirForce> kote ?
[01:33] <Nick_> KAKVO LOSHO IMA?
[01:33] <F-16-AirForce> mi ne mi haresva da mi vikat kote
[01:33] <Nick_> DOBRE DE SORRY
[01:34] <F-16-AirForce> priema se
[01:34] <Nick_> I IMASH LI PIC
[01:34] <Nick_> ?
[01:34] <F-16-AirForce> ne, ostanaha samo kartofi s oriz
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Мноу тъп: [02:03] <guB_KoTaK> Hi Svirki Pravi6 li?
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[02:03] <F-16-AirForce> ne, a ti?
[02:04] <guB_KoTaK> ne
[02:04] <guB_KoTaK> ama lija
[02:04] <F-16-AirForce> ami liji si, me ne me gree tova?
[02:05] <guB_KoTaK> ti f li si
[02:05] <F-16-AirForce> zashto reshi, che sym f ?
[02:05] <guB_KoTaK> sorry ve
[02:05] <guB_KoTaK> ne pro4etoh
[02:05] <guB_KoTaK> nicka
[02:05] <guB_KoTaK> ti pravilno
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Селски бек: [02:04] <DAN4O> hi
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[02:05] <F-16-AirForce> hi
[02:06] <DAN4O> kak si
[02:06] <F-16-AirForce> dobre sym
[02:06] <DAN4O> asl
[02:07] <F-16-AirForce> 345 h Jupiter
[02:07] <DAN4O> mainata ti
[02:07] <F-16-AirForce> typ cyrvul
- И се започна...
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Начинаещ, който напредва бързо:[02:03] <BOT-MEN> ZDR
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BOT-MEN is Incubator1@84.201.205.34 * Club Incubator Uzer4e N95
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[02:03] <BOT-MEN> KAK E
[02:03] <F-16-AirForce> zdr
[02:03] <F-16-AirForce> natisni CAPS
[02:04] <BOT-MEN> KAKVO PRAVI6
[02:04] <BOT-MEN> KOI TVA
[02:05] <BOT-MEN> CAPS
[02:05] <F-16-AirForce> natisni CAPS beeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:05] <F-16-AirForce> malki bukvi~!
[02:05] <BOT-MEN> dobre
[02:05] <BOT-MEN> za6to
[02:06] <BOT-MEN> sega se u4a da pi6a
[02:07] <F-16-AirForce> a taka, byrzo shvashtash
[02:07] <F-16-AirForce> bravo
[02:08] <BOT-MEN> kakvo
[02:08] <BOT-MEN> sva6tam
[02:08] <F-16-AirForce> chata
[02:09] <BOT-MEN> s kolko 4oveka pi6e6 v momenta
[02:09] <F-16-AirForce> ñ äîñòà
[02:10] <BOT-MEN> az mai nemoga da se klasiram
[02:10] <F-16-AirForce> nishto ne gubish, ako si tyrsish jena
[02:11] <BOT-MEN> predlaga6 li
[02:12] <F-16-AirForce> nishto ne predlagam, opitvam se da ti obqsnq, che ne sym jena, ama ne chetesh vnimatelno, bratochka
[02:13] <BOT-MEN> yaz razbrax
[02:13] <F-16-AirForce> vsichko dobro
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Тотално объркан: [02:02] <borgir^> hi
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[02:02] <borgir^> kak si
[02:03] <F-16-AirForce> hi
[02:03] <F-16-AirForce> dobre sam
[02:03] <F-16-AirForce> ili mai se kazvashe Infernal hail
[02:03] <borgir^> ko?
[02:04] <F-16-AirForce> za kvo si s toz nick, kato ne znaesh kak se pozdravqvat black metalite?
[02:05] <borgir^> 4e az nesam black metalis!!!!!!!
[02:06] <F-16-AirForce> a zashto si Borgir ?
[02:07] <borgir^> 6tot tai mi vikat mila
[02:07] <F-16-AirForce> aha , dobre, ama haide da ne mi vikash mila, pls
[02:08] <borgir^> dobre be skapa
[02:08] <F-16-AirForce> aideeeeee, sega pak skapa
[02:09] <borgir^> eeeee kak da ti vikam??????????
[02:10] <F-16-AirForce> Luca Turilli
[02:12] <borgir^> xaxaxaxa
[02:12] <borgir^> 6ti bikam kat si iskam
[02:12] <F-16-AirForce> taka li? E hubu, ama i az na tebe
[02:13] <borgir^> hubo
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Разгонен чекиджия: [02:12] <TaRaNTiNo__> v momenta v kakvo belio si oble4ena ?
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[02:13] <F-16-AirForce> ima li znachenie?
[02:13] <TaRaNTiNo__> da
[02:13] <TaRaNTiNo__> vyzbuden sym mnogo
[02:13] <TaRaNTiNo__> i
[02:13] <TaRaNTiNo__> nadyrven
[02:13] <TaRaNTiNo__> za tova pitam
[02:13] <TaRaNTiNo__> ima li lo6o ?
[02:15] <F-16-AirForce> ima
[02:15] <F-16-AirForce> ne e hubavo da nalitash na myje
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Това е засега.